December 2008
8 posts
Massage Emergency!
Does anyone have any recommendations for a place to get a great couples massage for under $300 in NYC?
About Loss
I can’t figure it out. I’ve had my share, yet each time it happens it completely shocks my system and I think, ‘How am I going to get through this? How do people get through this?’ Each time I look back and try to summon courage, to tell myself that I’ll be okay. I’m not dead or damn near, so I’ll be fine. Yet, I can only remember the beginning. The...
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT
1. He does not have a ‘BEER GUT’ - He has developed a… ‘LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY’ 2. He is not a ‘BAD DANCER’ - He is… ‘OVERLY CAUCASIAN’ 3. He does not ‘GET LOST ALL THE TIME’ - He… ‘INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS’ 4. He is not ‘BALDING’ - He is in… ‘FOLLICLE...
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Seasonal Treat
If you’re looking for a sweet treat, here’s something that’s simple and seasonal.
What you need: an apple, brown sugar, butter, vanilla ice cream - I use mostly vegan ingredients (although there’s some debate on the sugar because of the refining process of some companies).
For one person: melt a tablespoon of vegan “butter” in a frying pan, thinly slice half...
Things you can do at the von Hottie "von Holiday"...
* Snog the bartender (it happens at almost every von Hottie party)
* Dance! Dance! Dance! (you won’t be the only one)
* Wear something inappropriate (von Hottie won’t judge)
* Refer to your boss’ husband as “The Baby Daddy”
* Ask for a raise
* Steal the microphone
* Hug everybody, especially strangers
* Give out privileged...
“The Spanish language is the most honest in regard to conventional notions about...”
– A New Earth by Eckhart Tolle