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January 17, 2009

Cleaning Your Closet

How often do you clean out your closet? Ya know, pick out the stuff you don’t wear or that doesn’t fit or that is just too out of style to put on.

My closet is overflowing, but it’s so difficult for me to part with my clothes! I try to clean out my closet and drawers every 6 months or so, but I feel like I should start doing it more often.

January 16, 2009

This secret anger I’m harboring can’t be healthy. But I don’t know how to let it go, or if I even should. Please help me.
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January 10, 2009

I might crash into something

Carrie went a few rounds with Big before he woke up and realized she was It.  And in the mean time/in between time, there was Aidan, Berger and some other less memorable guys.  Of course that was television and this is real life.  I’m going to get on with it,(  though a small part of me wants to continue to wallow in sorrow.) I will stop running mental movies of the day I run into him and I am so cool because I am so over it.  I’m an emotional pack rat: a part of him will always be with me.  

This first part was his fault, this part where I cried in the bathroom at work, slept through my alarm because I couldn’t sleep the night before because I kept trying to pinpoint the moment where we made that wrong turn and never made it back, where I talked to my best friend again and again and again about him, where I forced myself to go on a date just for the distraction to have it end disastrously.  That was all him.  If I choose, I can keep pining, wait for the phone to ring, ignore every guy that approaches, and let my life pass by.  This part would be my fault.  I’m gonna fake it for now.  I  can’t ignore (the small part of me that doesn’t believe it is over) but I also know that I can’t keep looking back. 

January 8, 2009

Click on the link, vote for your favorite dress, and Campbell’s will donate $1 to the Go Red for Women movement. You can vote once per day, every day, from now through March 2nd.

January 4, 2009

People don’t forget the truth. They just get really good at lying about it.

April Wheeler

-Revolutionary Road

January 2, 2009

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January 1, 2009

i’m not sure how appropriate this is but i still think its funny.
txt i got from a friend
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i’m not sure how appropriate this is but i still think its funny.

txt i got from a friend

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Understanding Men

“IT’S A GUY THING”
Translated: “There is no rational thought pattern
connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.”

“CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?”
Translated: “Why isn’t it already on the table?”

“UH HUH,” “SURE, HONEY,” OR “YES, DEAR”
Translated: Absolutely nothing. It’s a conditioned
response.

“IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN”
Translated: “I have no idea how it works.”

“I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT’S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND.”
Translated: “That girl standing on the corner is a
real babe.”

“TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU’RE WORKING TOO HARD.”
Translated: “I can’t hear the game over the vacuum
cleaner.”

“THAT’S INTERESTING, DEAR.”
Translated: “Are you still talking?”

“YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS.”
Translated: “I remember the theme song to ‘F Troop’, the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I’ve ever owned, but I forgot our anniversary.”

“I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES.”
Translated: “The girl selling them on the corner
was a real babe.”

“OH, DON’T FUSS - I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT’S NO BIG DEAL.”
Translated: “I have actually severed a limb, but
will bleed to death before I admit that I’m hurt.”

“I CAN’T FIND IT.”
Translated: “It didn’t fall into my outstretched hands, so I’m completely clueless.”

“WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?”
Translated: “What did you catch me at?”

“I HEARD YOU.”
Translated: “I haven’t the foggiest clue what you
just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don’t spend the next three days yelling at me.”

“YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE.”
Translated: “I am used to the way you yell at me,
and realize it could be worse.”

“YOU LOOK TERRIFIC.”
Translated: “Oh, please don’t try on one more
outfit, I’m starving.”

“I’M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE.”
Translated: “No one will ever see us alive again.”

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