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April 21, 2008

I used to hate huge sunglasses, but now I’ve learned to value their true worth. Only ugly girls wear them. The uglier she is, the bigger the glasses. Just be glad she’s covering her face up.

What I overheard this afternoon while sitting next to a group of fat pale assholes. My thoughts: “Excuse me? I can hear you, and I happen to like the large sunglasses I am currently wearing.”