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59 Things a Man Should Never Do Past 30.

i tore this article out of my friend’s Esquire in November 2005. i have actually kept it and it’s on my wall at work. here are some of my favorites:

“14. shout out a response to ‘are you ready to rock?’

18. jokingly flash gang signs while posing for wedding photos.

26. air drum.

44. sport an ironic mustache.

56. refers to his girlfriend’s breasts as ‘the twins’.

59. say goodbye to anyone by tapping his chest and even so much as whispering ‘peace out’.”

so, i do 14, 18, 26, and 59. my boyfriend is currently working on his 44.

see the complete list.